Warning, Disclaimer, Introduction

January 6, 2010 at 12:26 am (Uncategorized)

DANGER! TURN BACK! GO AWAY! THIS SITE IS NOT MEANT FOR YOU!

(Okay, maybe it is for meant for you)

This site contains sensitive information. It has the potential to consume your time, get you flagged for thought crimes, provoke delusions, unleash hidden powers, and alter your everyday behavior.

Star Theory is propaganda, by definition: information, ideas, or rumors deliberately spread widely to help or harm a person, group, movement, institution, nation, etc.

Some of the theories put forth on this site might be true, but many of them are not. (What does a bull do when he digests information?) The point is to get you to question the very fundamentals of the world around you. You should be questioning why I am presenting this material to you. What is there for me to gain? If anything, it would seem that this little blog of mine could very easily get me in a heap of trouble. Maybe I’m working for the enemy.. or maybe I know and feel something that gives me strength in the face of great danger.

I am coming to see that there’s always a reason for things happening as they do, even when that reason is not immediately apparent. There is a reason you have come to Star Theory.

You are the stars. You inspire me as you shine through the darkness.

Thanks for joining me on this mysterious adventure through time.

Your author,

Kyle

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1 Comment

  1. System Failure said,

    Always a pleasure

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