The Elite Initiation

March 31, 2010 at 12:40 pm (Uncategorized)

We’ve done it. The Celtic Rebel came on the show last night and explained what has been taking place in front of our very eyes.

We finally let the cat out of the bag concerning the gay elite, what they are doing to Hollywood, and how they could be initiating new members into their collective brotherhood. This one might get a little messy as(s) we ruffle some feathers and delve into a topic that has only been discussed by a few, in passing, but seems to be sticking right out there in the open for everyone to see. Once you listen to this broadcast, I assure you that you will not be able to see another Hollywood movie in the same light.

Also be sure to check out Rebel’s write up: Boy Toys of the Gay-lites.

We are not attacking homosexuals in the broadcast but trying to uncover the rituals centered around the “out” stargate, which could be used as some kind of energy transfer. Obviously Hollywood is a bunch of poofers.. but why?

We get into a few theories and discuss a number of movies. I will try to supplement some of the things we talked about on the show and offer a few new insights and ass-ociations so that the nature of the situation will become clear.

In Guy Ritchie’s new Sherlock Holmes movie, there are far too many references to the two lead characters being lovers. Anyone using their powers of deduction would be able to solve this riddle.

Yes, it appears that these masculine heroes of the silver screen could actually be homosexuals whilst living their real lives as well. Who would have guessed.

There’s Downy sitting on the shifter in Hollywood’s take on Bret Easton Ellis’s Less Than Zero. During the show, I mention the asshole as the other zero, but someone in the chat room mentioned that -1 makes more sense or possibly even 2, in regards to that other hole.

And then there’s Repo Men, which I did not see, but Celtic says is loaded with scenes depicting anal intercourse. When they are slicing people open to remove their organs, it is symbolic of tearing them open in another way apparently. Knifing meat.. makes sense.

Chi-CA-Go is also discussed in the show. Broken down, if you’re looking for Chi energy, where do you go? CA. Go West, young man.

Chicago is also the hometown of the Master and Commander Poofer in Chief..

Yeah, they’ve probably screwed. And this could be what screws this blog, but I actually think that many of the intelligence agencies will get a kick out of seeing the truth revealed in such a way. Hell, maybe I’m just being optimistic.

Milk has often been thought of as a feminine product, since it comes from breasts (or utters), but it also seems to be a code word for semen. Milk was CA’s first openly gay elected official. And his first name? Harvey.

Harvey Dent is the love interest that Batman saves instead of Rachel (the beard) in the D-ark Knight. Also, Rachel was previously played by the more attractive Katie Holmes.

Yes, I know that’s not the Dark Knight, but it shows some interesting things, even though it does not include the whole gay cast. For one, Nazi Arnold is on top.  He is also Mr. Freeze, which is a vampire-like name (Frost) and relates to his talk about the dangers of global warming. Another thing to consider is that whereas the happy hole is warm and lubricated, the Anus of Anu is a bit colder and rougher. Holy Shit, Batman! And yes, their shits might get pretty m(ass)ive.

In (Bruce) Wayne’s World, Wayne and Garth are using their underground show to make fun of people, talk about who they’d like to shag, and possibly get laid from it. These Illinois boys end up making it big when Rob Lowe and Mr. Big see their “talents,” but are compromised and forced to sell out. “But that’s not Wayne’s basement..”

I also commented on what the caller said about Bugs by bringing up the scene where Garth questions Wayne about whether or not he found Bugs attractive when he dressed up like a girl bunny. The above picture let’s me know that this has been going on for a while. The pictures below let me know that it has not stopped, but only become more aggressive.

These saw-doh!-mites bring us to the movie series Saw, which is more meat being split apart and relates to what the Rebel says about the theme of “seeing” some terrible things.

Of course, Ace is highlighted in the above image, because it is another name for ass. I’m thinking of the Ace of Spades as a good example. And speaking of solving problems as a super-sleuth..

Ace has to find a missing dolphin and save Dan Marino in Ace Ventura. He ends up having sex with a man accidentally. Let me ass you a few questions: Why does he dress in a tutu when he acts crazy? What does l(aces) out really signify?

Yes, I’ve heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he’d consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.

You’re gonna eat lightnin’ and you’re gonna crap thunder! Mickey was played by Burgess Meredith, who was also the long-nosed penguin in the original Batman tv series. He was also from my alma mater, an elite school that wears purple like his outfit in the show.

Children have particles called marlocks in their bodies, and when an adult has sex with the child, the marlocks implode, feeding the adult receptive cavity with energy that causes immortality, so sayeth the ruler of Bethos.

If this is actually true, then I would ass-ume that the military would be getting in on the action..

Staring (star ring) at goats, eh? I wonder what this movie is really getting at. It has all of the requisite actors to indicate that maybe.. just maybe.. these guys are getting their powers from more than just anal-ytical thinking.

Denzel is a blind hero in The Book of Eli. He does a lot of stabbing whilst battling in tubes and trying to get west. He also loves the Bible. I think his eyesight was supposed to have been taken away in the big flash that happened, which is similar to the blinded Moad’dib in The Children of Dune, who also has enhanced powers.

And speaking of children, they are supposed to provide the most amount of energy to the elites.

The actor whose name I forgot during the show is Jonathan Brandis. He killed himself a few years ago. Perhaps too much trauma? There he is in The Neverending Story Deuce. And here he is getting dressed up as girl by Rodney Dangerfield in Ladybugs..

And because this is such an interesting study, let’s consider this poor chap for a little bit more..

Interesting gesture. Also, that’s a nice pyramid on the rapist van and look at the name of it “trans port.” And just a few more to commemorate our fallen lady bug.

I thought of him because of a scene in sidekicks where he is drinking milk with Chuck Norris – yes, I remembered that from my childhood. He was also in “Crossroads,” Gabriel’s Fire, Fall Into Darkness, Two Came Back, Ride With The Devil, Hart’s War, and many other significant titles on IMDb. Oh yeah, he also plays “Mousy” in Outside Providence. Mickey trains them well.

And now for an upcoming movie that will probably be loaded with shit..

Those experienced end-ables are expandable and will likely not have explicit sex with each other on screen, but you better believe the messages will be right beneath the surf-ass. And I am confident I will not be seeing this piece of garbage.

As for this little investigation into the dirty world of Hollywood, I would have to say that Alex and I have exorcised this demon.

Case closed.

For now.